purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 05, 2011

negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do

rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.

Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!

by Aryxsucks February 02, 2011

Scud

A long, straight, solid turd.

I flushed the toilet but the scud didn't move.

by Bacinuge July 07, 2018

SCUD

Throwing a SCUD while playing darts {especially cricket}. You aim at a section on the dart board and miss and hit something of lesser value. The term was coined during the Persian Gulf War . Iraq would launch a SCUD missile but most times didn't hit its intended target but would hit something of value close by.

I was aiming at triple 18's but I threw a SCUD and hit a single 16. I'll take that ... it's better than nothing..

by Alpha67Wolf January 05, 2021

SCUD

Throwing a dart {usually in the game of cricket} that doesn't hit its intended target but usually something of lesser value. During the Persian Gulf War , Iraqis would fire off a missile called a SCUD at their enemy, It almost always seemed to miss it's target but would hit an unintended target close by causing their enemy or civilians collateral damage.

I was aiming at triple 18's but threw a SCUD and hit a single 16, it's better than nothing.

I was trying to hit a single 16 to close it out but threw a SCUD and hit a double bullseye!~ Hell yes!~ Cha-Ching!~

by Alpha67Wolf January 10, 2021