While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.
by Vehicular Genocide January 15, 2021

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
by Definitely not Kyle March 10, 2017

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.
by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020

by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
by Butchershy December 31, 2022

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.
by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

by cubanluis March 16, 2008
