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Kentucky Screwdriver

A hammer. Most often a claw hammer specifically.
While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.
by Vehicular Genocide January 15, 2021
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A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
by Definitely not Kyle March 10, 2017
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Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.
by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020
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fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy
"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"
by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011
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Vaginal screwdriver

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.
by Butchershy December 31, 2022
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German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.
"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"
by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021
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rusty screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka
Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.
by cubanluis March 16, 2008
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