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Scotch Rudder

Scotch Rudder:

- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process

*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers

(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)

Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
Ex.1
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.

Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!

Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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scotch rifle

Like beer pong but with scotch instead of beer and rifles instead of ping pong balls.
Sean Connery and I played scotch rifle for his Highlander sword.
by UtopianPhysics May 5, 2011
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scotch kisses

Slow soft kisses, that are to be savored! Like a fine scotch! Especially between a Princess and Prince Charming!
Scotch Kisses lingered in his mind, heart and on his lips.
by PCharming41 August 8, 2014
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Scotch love

"...what she thought of as scotch love and what he would call in his unfailing ability to pinpoint the vulgar, the dry humps" excerpt from Carrie by Stephen King
by Flyaway2515 January 5, 2017
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Scotch egg

The act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your anus.
Your may need some lube for Scotch egging.. depending on the size of you balls
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scotch college

The Melbourne one
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds

You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
The original Scotch College is waaaay better than the one in Perth - me
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
by Chris Wilder February 16, 2021
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hop scotch

a sport little girls play but i use it as a connotation of being stupid, random, and a gap filler, i also use it to start a fight with someone (it works lol)
some guy: yo wat the fuk
you: are you tryin to hop scotch you bitch!
by J to THE OHN January 16, 2008
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