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Scanning

The act of using some type of plastic card (Visa, credit, school, debit, gift, etc) to snort cocaine.

Me and My friend thought of the word when we found out that my friend used his School ID card to do it, just scooping it in a line on the card, and "scanning" it across your nose.
"Man bitch, I was scanning last night, and that shit was rawww."

"That guy scanned last night. Afterwards he became a crazy nikkuh."
by Benjamin Phillips February 29, 2008
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Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.
Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!
by Avid scranner July 25, 2011
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Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.
So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.
by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018
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Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019
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Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
by antayat March 8, 2019
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Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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Coast'splaining

When a smug west coast or northeast coast liberals talks over or tries to 'splain to liberals in the south. Often in a condescending and holier than thou manner.
West Coast Liberal: "I'm glad hollywood is pulling out of the south"

Southern Liberal: "That's only going to hurt us"

West Coast Liberal: "If you don't like it, you should just move"

Southern Liberal: "Maybe I want to stay and fight... stop coast'splaining!"
by ModEschar June 4, 2019
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