schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

Schlumpra

Schlumpra is an old latin word for shit. But not any kind of shit, like Schlumbrini, the explorer of the latin ass said, no it wasn't common. The Schlumpra was a liquid!

As he was the first to explore the new way of shitting he named it after himself: Schlumpra.
You use it to calm someone down but in the same sentence also offend him.

Melvin: F*ck you! I will kill you!!
Luke: Chill!! I will put the Schlumpra back in your ass!

by I will di helfen November 18, 2018

Schlumpra

Schlumpra is a word in a german dialekt.
There are some villages in the alps who still use the word but not many.

It basicly means liquid shit.

You use it to calm somebody down and offend him.

Mel: I will kill you!
Luke: I will put the Schlumpra back in your booty

by I will di helfen November 18, 2018

Schluppy

The lowest ranking person in

any job or social group who is

sent to do grunt work.

Example:
The person in the office who gets everyone's coffee.

The prospect member of a biker

club, is a schluppy.

The weakest friend of the clique that is sent into the store to steal the beer.

At least I won't have to do the prep work on the house. That's the schluppy painters job.

by IDoNutGaF January 25, 2019