Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.

(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol

by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011

Shardel

The best mommy in the world. :)

My mom is a Shardel.

by lkinnz November 26, 2011

sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

by sillybritches May 24, 2014

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

sardine style

A group sex act of four or more people performed in a double bed or smaller.

Me and Chad took those girls from kappa pi back to the dorm and hit it sardine style.

by Parrot57 March 19, 2019

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Sardine Club

When you and your friend fuck two different girls in the same room, at the same time. It's all business, no bullshit. You go in piss drunk with two absolute sluts (preferably from a different college) and each horny couple gets on a bed. They all have sweaty loud sex and create a cloud of musty badussy that resembles the smell of cracking open a smelly sardine can. Finally, you pass out naked knowing you might have seen your homies cock and balls. Extra credit is awarded if one of the guys is not your roommate and just obliterated your roommates' sheets with genital fluids. Only a real ass boss is a member of the sardine club.

All the bitches at GW want to be a part of the sardine club.

by EthanYoung69 November 2, 2021