Sage

1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.

1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged

by SageKing August 5, 2010

Sagé

A complete baddie. A girl who is a dime, completely stunning and a model. Rough.

Sagé is a baddie, she likes it rough.

by Versillian October 17, 2019

Sage

Character in valorant who heals people and can set up annoying walls.

Yo dude there sage is hit for 117 damage! Never mind she just healed herself.

by MICHAELRANSOM April 25, 2020

Sage

sage is the sweetest boy ever he likes to draw and paint and he has two pet cats who he loves so much 😭 he plays silly little computer games and he has amazinf music taste. Hes so sweet and understanding and funny and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive ☹️

me: i love my bf sage hes so sweet and cute
my driend: stfu u talk abt him all the damn time

by Sagesbf January 12, 2022

sage

she is the best person in the worl, she can get any guy she wants and she is the most cutest girl ever and she also has a big penice

OMG THATS A BIG PENICE. that must be sage

by unknown.com.au March 24, 2019

Sage

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

SAGE

An acronym invented by the Creator of the "Creationism and the Origin of Life" Facebook page, Chad Elliott, to describe those who reject creation is favor of evolution.

It stands for:
(S) Singularity believing (A) Abiogenesis thinking (G) Godless (E) Evolutionist

Whilst the use of abiogenesis and Godless are incorrect as evolution makes no claim on either concept, this acronym has entered common usage on the facebook page and the creator clearly hopes it will become popular.

You SAGEs will believe anything a science book tells you!

SAGEs please tell me how life came from rocks!

If the universe began with the singularity can SAGEs tell us why man doesn't have wings?

by ABannedOne December 12, 2010