when you knock a girl out and then money shot her in the eye so when she wakes up her eyes are crusted shut
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Like Oneco, Samoset is one of many ghetto shit holes in Manatee county, Fl. Its main exports are crackheads, ratchet black people, and Southeast High dropouts/ pothead teens.
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"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"
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