Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

by ghostsquad October 6, 2011

tropical smoothie

when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.

I ate a bunch of fruit before firing a delicious tropical smoothie down that bitch's throat.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014

smooth guy

The guy who can talk any girl into bed and can talk their way out of or into any situation. While remaining in control.

"Whoa he didn't even get fined!"
"Oh yeah he's a seriously smooth guy"

"I lost my girlfriend to a really smooth guy"

"Dude that guy has speech 100"

by DaughterNature May 21, 2018

Smooth back

A flat booty bitch

like that song go , "How the fuck you thick with no ass , you gotta Smooth back"

by @keepinupwit.ky November 30, 2020

kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.

Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

by jadex99 January 14, 2011

smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.

Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!

by drastic_quench May 23, 2008

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.

yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"

by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008