pecker shredder

A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.

" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."

by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

shin shredder

Chewing on them knees lads

Sophie: You are my fellow shin shredder
Melody: Going down to Equifest to have £50 a round my fellow shin shredder?

by Shin Shredder x April 16, 2019

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

Idaho Cheese Shredder

When you take a phallic shaped cheese grater and shove it up someone's ass.

Keep it up and I'll give you the real Idaho Cheese Shredder.

by Sex Doc 101 September 18, 2020

muppet shredder

A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder

Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!

by Lt dan July 4, 2005

gnar shredder

anybody who does anything and does it well or a person who smokes a plethora of marijuana.

Wow! Do you see that guy out there riding the waves?--- Yeah, he's a real gnar shredder. or
He smokes entirely too much kush..--- Oh yeah, he's a textbook gnar shredder.

by sandsdatboy October 18, 2008