shirley manson

Hottest woman in the world. Best singing voice, too. Singer in bands such as Garbage and Angelfish.

Damn, I'd really like to fuck Shirley Manson.

by Suvy March 27, 2004

Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.

When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012

Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.

Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."

by hannessensens July 22, 2009

Shirley'd

When a Male has a Female haircut such as a perm or a bob.

Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
or
Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
or
Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"

by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012

Shirley High School

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.

I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.

by Tute Screw December 27, 2018