ritz

A Derogatory term/Slur directed at Americans of European descent, deriving its meaning from the slur "Cracker" and the American Brand Ritz Crackers
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Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales
Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling
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Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.
Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.
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Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!
Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.
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Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.
I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.
by QuacksO December 16, 2019
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Ritze

Ritze is a male creature with a long and sexy nose.
Ritze: "Keks Keks ich will ein Keks".
Ritze: "Sie man sieht es nicht"
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Ritzes

Yo Larry, please pass me some Ritzes.
by Grizzly Chicken October 13, 2023
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