On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.
by Eushshtb December 16, 2023
Get the Retrograde Earth mug.Retrotriate (verb)
Pronunciation: /ˈrɛt.roʊ.tri.eɪt/
Definition:
To return emotionally, mentally, or spiritually to a version of yourself that once existed — to drift back into a moment, a memory, or a feeling you thought you’d outgrown.
Etymology:
Formed from retro- (“backward, past”) + the ending of repatriate (“to return to one’s origin”). Coined by “ Ky ”
(Kurt Yvan S. Belarmino, 2025).
Pronunciation: /ˈrɛt.roʊ.tri.eɪt/
Definition:
To return emotionally, mentally, or spiritually to a version of yourself that once existed — to drift back into a moment, a memory, or a feeling you thought you’d outgrown.
Etymology:
Formed from retro- (“backward, past”) + the ending of repatriate (“to return to one’s origin”). Coined by “ Ky ”
(Kurt Yvan S. Belarmino, 2025).
Example sentences:
Every time that song plays, I retrotriate to the person I was before everything changed.
She retrotriated into her teenage sketches, surprised by how honest they were.
I retrotriated last night — not in place, but in heart.
Every time that song plays, I retrotriate to the person I was before everything changed.
She retrotriated into her teenage sketches, surprised by how honest they were.
I retrotriated last night — not in place, but in heart.
by Kyrrion Eyvandir November 3, 2025
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retrograding the cakehole
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
by godofbread November 19, 2025
Get the Retrograding the Cakehole mug.While Masturbating, the male denies himself ejaculation by holding the tip or head of the penis and the pressure retrogrades (goes backwards) back into the urethra.
by StoveTopGun December 21, 2025
Get the Retrograding mug.When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.
They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)
While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)
While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?
Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
by awb1809 March 4, 2021
Get the Mars in Retrograde mug.I. Verb, slang - to spasmodically react to the righteous badankadonk of not quite an old flame but there is chemistry and to go into a secondary fit of ecstasy when later rubbing up her bare legs from ankle to hip.
At first he reacted calmly, then they both gave into the building intensity, she bit his ear and he whispered, I'll paroxysal your retrograde. Her writhing actually the hurt his ear and he needed stitches.
by Thishastobesomething May 25, 2022
Get the Paroxysal your retrograde mug.Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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