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planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.
Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.
by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007
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urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.
No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.
by lynsioux June 12, 2009
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Halm Hound Rejection

When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.
John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?

Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.

John: Halm Hound Rejection?

Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...
by Mr. Betes July 5, 2012
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Walrus, respectively

A walrus is a figurative expression for a man who is warm, playful & generally generous. If his buttons are pushed then he will quickly become barbarous and ruthless for he fights for what he believes in. A chuckle from a walrus is so rare and is nearly impossible to witness but if you do then give yourself a pat on the back. Walrus's with-out-a-doubt enjoy indulging in the finer things in life. They are complete GLUTTONS. GOBBLE GOBBLE. it can be endearing and entertaining to some extent. Some of their favorite things to indulge in aside from the vast array of foods are sleep, gaming, & sex. They also like to smother and smothering is what they do best. They produce more heat then any piece of fire wood you could ever find. Love a walrus and they will smother you with the right amount of love back.
by fiercetigeress February 13, 2014
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vide-ho rejection

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
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Rejection

Every boys/girls worst nightmare.
This is when a girl (or boy) fancies someone and finally asks them out but they say "no"
It usually occurs when they don't like you back or are sexually attracted to a different type of sex.
Michael: "Aw, Amy rejected me ;("
Odhran: "The rejection is real rn"
end.
by I fucked your ma August 2, 2016
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revection

When you see something so horrible your penis completely retreats into your body.
That girl was so ugly it gave me a revection.
by MaryRose April 25, 2007
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