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Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request
I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery
by Cody5050 August 10, 2022
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Nano Repairs

It's some tech repair store or something, I don't fucking know. The owner fucked my friend's mom once. According to legends, work gets done here, though I am yet to see it.
Riley: "I broke my phone, oh noes"
Jacob: "Go to Nano Repairs you whore"
by CaptainAsslicker March 8, 2023
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tv repairman

Used a lot in the mafia and crime culture, "TV repairman" is slang for "hitman".
Yeah, we've contacted the TV repairman....he'll take care of the "job".
by Gartica January 22, 2024
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smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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creased beyond all repair

A term similair to "FUBAR" It is when a item of clothing get such a serious crease or a number of creases that can never be removed.
You take a slightly creased shirt from a bag, put it on and wear it for a whole day, then wear it to a disco that night. When you return home you roll it up and throw it on the ground. In the morning your shirt is officially "CBAR" or "Creased Beyond All Repair"
by Maristboyz212 December 7, 2010
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pulled out and repainted

Right before coming, the dick is pulled out and cum sprayed on the body.
by Pow pow mfucker February 23, 2018
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2-valve Regenerative Repair System

The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.
I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.
by Stratton 2-valve September 9, 2020
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