Da Realist Bitch

To tell it like is, no matter who you piss off in the process

I'm Da realist bitch in here.

by Dienda88 March 25, 2007

Realisticist

A word meaning even more realistic than the average realist.

Kathe is the most realisticist person alive.

by katshekka February 13, 2017

Realistically Attractive

when you think someone you see in public is attractive but not like hollywood or hollywood-adjacent attractive.

friend one: woah that person over there's really hot! don't you think?

friend two: yeah but they're no ryan reynolds or margot robbie.

friend one: oh obviously but you know, they're like, realistically attractive.

by luck fries July 2, 2022

realesticle

realistic in a sexual manner or relating to human genitals.

that guy was so realesticle at the dinner party. it was very disturbing, but father john was very aroused when he brought up small children.

by Dr.Brichta June 15, 2010

Reamstick

A long hard object used to fuck something incredibly painfully. This is usually done so in the anus or some other unconventional pore such as the eye socket or ear. A reamstick can be anything ranging from a lead pipe to an abnormally sized penis.

I was disappointed with the size of his Australian penis but it didn't matter once he got his reamstick from a the drawer next to the bed.

Victim fucked to death in the eye with this man's reamstick.

by The Brolaxitator December 24, 2012

Spiritual Realist

Splinter group of Seekers of Buddhism/Zen philosophy that stay true it's precepts and values. Spiritual Realist refuse to take drugs and are able to see through the flaws and reject radical pacifism, pushed and stained by the mainstream

Fake Spiritual: "Hey I'm into Spiritual too!"

Spiritual Realist: "Really?!"

Fake Spiritual: "Yeah I got into it after taking LSD. It opened my mind!"

Spiritual Realist: "Oh..."

by AznDoItBetter August 12, 2021

National Realist Bitch Day

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th”

National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”

by sillygoose400 August 26, 2022