Rule Keeper

Someone who knows the rules and ensures they are followed.

"You can be the rule keeper. Make sure no one cheats!"

"Are you allowed to do that in this game?"
"I don't know, ask the rule keeper."

by soverybuzzy October 19, 2018

Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

by Octanebro October 20, 2019

RULE #2

Dont talk about fight club

Rule #1 Do not talk about fight club
Rule #2 Do not talk about fight club

by Bertsac May 22, 2007

Rule 34m

Any new communications medium will be used first to create, distribute and find porn. As soon as a technology is proven to work someone will place a nude girl in it.

Within minutes of the invention of photography someone was invoking Rule 34m and looking for a prostitute to model. Any new search technology will have "sex" as one of the top search terms within minutes of release.

by Lizardonastick August 2, 2010

rule 63

Rule 63 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This rule's exceptions are only in the instance that A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.

Nintendu: Rule 63 dont apply to evrythin!
Me: Fine. Name one male character who you think couldn't be made female.
Nintendu: zOMG, Link is so smexy! He's da manliest man evar!
Me: Boo! Here is a picture of Link with tits and a vagina! Muahaha!
Nintendu: (sobs)

by InternetHateMachine September 8, 2007

Rule 34.9999

If it exists Arthur wants to go there

Arthur wants to go to hyrule field , the library and the fiery pits of hell= rule 34.9999

by rule 34.9999 June 26, 2017

Rule 6

All general statements are false.

Person 1: Everyone who uses Windows is teh ghey.

Person 2: Dude, Rule 6, you're wrong.

your mom: Isn't Rule 6 a general statement, thus rendering itself false?

Person 1: Shut up.

by Edzo October 18, 2008