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Rolfesaurus 

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.
That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.
Rolfesaurus by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010
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James Rolfe

The Angry Video Game Nerd, Board James, and BullShit Man. He's the founder of Cinemassacre and runs the show along with Mike Matei. He's made movies his entire life and lives in Pennsylvania with his family. A true legend of the internet.
James Rolfe's favorite game is Zelda: A Link to the Past.
James Rolfe by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
Owning someone soo hard that its funny.
Player1"this kid is pathetic"
player2"yea i just ROLFstomped him"
ROLFstomp by Lawlubad February 20, 2009
A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.
She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.
Rolfed by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

rolfmaogfaapmp 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off gasping for air and peeing my pants
She just fell off the buiding?! rolfmaogfaapmp!!
to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles
I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.
rolfes by Gordon Brewer July 16, 2008
Rolling on Le Floor Laughing. Only used by Frenchies.
"Et c'est comme ça que mon hamster peu hors doigt du cochon bourgeoise!"
"ROLFL!"
ROLFL by Douchebag McAsshole May 12, 2010