Rolfed 

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

Rolfed by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

Bimmy Rolfe 

Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.

Justy: "All right James, now pretend that you're excited!"
Bimmy Rolfe: "Sigh.... wow..."

Bimmy Rolfe by Onion Curator April 16, 2022

nit rolled 

When a poker opponent takes a long time to make what turns out to be an obvious call.

I got nit rolled by a donk with the second nut flush. It took him a full minute to call my bet.

nit rolled by Vervatious June 21, 2010

"Shoulda Rolled" guy 

A person that gives unwanted and unsolicited advice while he watches others play a game he is highly proficient at.

Coined by Egoraptor of Game Grumps when playing Super Smash Bros, warning his viewers that he was only playing for fun, and that savvy players should avoid microscopic critique of his play in the comments section. It happened anyway.

Player 1: (Makes a common mistake)
"Shoulda Rolled" Guy: "You should've rolled."
Player 1: "Shut the fuck up and let me play."

Egoraptor: "He had this whole essay of advice and even offered to train me."
JonTron: "Wait, seriously!?"
Egoraptor: "Ugh, I just KNEW there was gonna be one of those people, a fucking 'Shoulda Rolled' guy."

"Shoulda Rolled" guy by Vid-szhite May 18, 2014

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day 

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009

Rolled A California Roll 

When you are playing PvZ heroes and your opponent rolls a 3, 2, and a 3 on with their block meter immediately after blocking the turn before.

What the heck! He rolled a California Roll and blocked two turns in a row.

Rolled A California Roll by DnskcnsmkAaaaa April 11, 2021

rolled up on 

For a car to pull up on you in order to intimidate

Mone was rolled up on by a group of Prophets asking for Caesar

rolled up on by Dum Boy March 30, 2019