We Were Retards

A funny rant site, by two guys who claim to be retards.

I was at We Were Retards, reading stupid rants. Good times. www.wewereretards.tk

by no one February 23, 2005

Retards

9-12, Tea Party, and any other political group spending their time thinking they can change anything

The Marietta 9-12 are a bunch of Retards.

by Newman_1 August 20, 2011

Regads

An exclamation of shock, surprise, or wonderment uttered upon doing a double-take.

"I say, Chester, look to your left!"

"Oh, a stumbling drunkard, how very dross -- *double-take* Regads! Is that an Elder God feasting on the brain-pulp of that young chap?"

by Poem435 October 28, 2009

retardsexual

When you can see any retarded being in the world and be attracted to it

I think Doug over there is retardsexual, he can't get the retard out of his head!

by nzaos September 6, 2020

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

regardless

A gamer term used as a rebuttal after a traumatic beak

Gamer 1: you're an uber haxing n00b who has RL bum sex with the admins yet still manages to get pwned by a half retarded baby girl with autism

Gamer 2: regardless..

by youve-changed May 21, 2009

REGARDLESS

name of a stupid t - shirt that nobody knows the meaning of and it's worn by people who make stupid ass bets to their friends to wear a REGARDLESS shirt everyday for a whole school year and because those people buy it in every color like a pack of damn skittles, school administrators question whether or not those kids are in gangs.

kids at fleming island who wear a shirt with the word REGARDLESS on it

by mafiaprincess March 17, 2011