Purell

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Purell

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

by Stevepower August 30, 2006

porcelain paint

The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.

The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.

Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!

After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.

by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010

porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.

Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.

by ~6.48 January 3, 2009

purelling

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.

Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.

by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007

porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.

I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...

by Blair Y. January 19, 2006

porcelain pariah

one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.

This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007