Christopher Penaldus the 3rd

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.

Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023

do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016

pwning some punani

The act of destroying someone's pussy with dominance, aptitude and sheer perseverance.

Guy 1: Jack said he was pwning some punani the other day.
Girl 1: I really wish jack was pwning my punani rn.
Guy 1: I'm not gay but I'd let him pwn any day!
Guy 2: Have you seen how dominant he is... wow, dreamy!

by pwning_some_punani November 11, 2019

Stonewall Penalty

In football, where an unambigous foul is committed in the penalty area. The prefix 'Stonewall' is used to highlight the obvious nature of the incident; stonewall being a particular type of wall used throughout Scottish highlands and other mountainous regions as they are really obvious and nobody ever walks into them, ever. Except the occasional rambling referee.

"The referee has walked right into that one! He must have been swayed by the fans here at Old Trafford. The player has been hacked down at the waist by a flying scissor kick just outside the six yard box but the ball has not been touched. That was a stonewall penalty."

by Jeff Stelling April 25, 2007

punani ho mart

An asian store where people go to buy groceries. Also a place to meet pretty asian girls xD

Dude, lets hit up da punani ho mart.

by md91 September 28, 2010

punani panini

When two slices of buttered bread (toasts preferably) are placed between a woman's vagina as you perform cunnilingus.

Used in medieval times to make the bitter taste of punani more enjoyable.

Many woman prefer if the sliced bread is eaten after the act is performed.

Part of a nutritious breakfast.

When Alessia came over last night, I gave her a punani panini.

Sabrina loves a good punani panini.

Mom, can you get some sliced bread, i need some for my punani panini.

by olives8244 November 14, 2018

Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021