probo

short for probation

I've been on probo for a while, doo.

I feel like Jamal dead 'cause nigga be on probo.

by sofuckingfly May 2, 2011

Promocaust

Promotional advertising on a socially devestating scale

"John went on a promocaust over his new hairdryer - people are getting quite annoyed."

by Paul "skenmy" Williams December 28, 2005

promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

astroturf promotion

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.

The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.

by Dancomono July 17, 2006

Pramodh

1. That cool friend that talks to you about cool things. Usually hangs out with his close friends, and he has a unique set of expression terms and catchphrase

Alwin: What have you done Pramodh
Pramodh: Oh shoot

by Caseycero October 19, 2020

promosm

Retarded comment bots that are spreading around youtube videos commenting: promosm

Person 1: promosm
Person 2: STFU Bitch!!!!!!

by literal asshole August 5, 2022

promoe

A really weird lookin guy who is a sick rapper. He raps primarily underground and doesnt rap about the usual bull shit 50 cent tries to rap about. He is in the same category as talib kweli, mos def, common, and kanye west are in. He belongs to the rap group, Looptroop which is a swedish rap group that raps in primarily english.

Promoe raps to expose the government!

by Hookah King Amir January 13, 2007