Greatest hustler of all time, has a bigger cock than victor and andy. Most Alwins tend to hustle on the block all day until they go to University. At uni, Alwin is the smartest, most handsome guy in the room.
Person one: “Hey there comes Alwin”
Person two: “I want him to give me babies”
Person one: “But you are a man?”
Person two: “I’d do anything for that Alwin”
Person two: “I want him to give me babies”
Person one: “But you are a man?”
Person two: “I’d do anything for that Alwin”
by realhustler55 February 18, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
An amazingly talented and handsome man. Kind, but very clever, and creative when he wants to be. Might seem withdrawn at first, but will turn out to be a truly loyal friend, capable of immense compassion and providing great companionship.
Girl 1: look at Alwin over there... Im thinking of asking him out
Girl 2: I wouldnt do that. Hes out of your league
Guy 1: Shut up Girl 2, I saw you get rejected by him yesterday
Girl 2: I wouldnt do that. Hes out of your league
Guy 1: Shut up Girl 2, I saw you get rejected by him yesterday
by N*tsafef*rw*rk December 09, 2019
the biggest simp in the world, has big luscious woman lips and big ears. still deaf though.
a monkey in simple terms
a monkey in simple terms
by hadthewholesquadcrying June 02, 2020
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

