profedophile

A professor who is also a pedophile.

1: Hey, did you see Mr. Edmund in Biology?

2: No, but I bet he saw me, he is a complete profedophile.

by :D awesomo :D September 12, 2010

Dental Procedure

A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

an alien probed me

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse

An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..

by flyillustra August 20, 2020

Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

primed

To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.

I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.

by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014

play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

Primeday

Following a severe disappointment following Amazon's take on Black Friday sale for it's prime members. Primeday is now a quantitative term to describe someone's huge disappointment about certain event, especially if judging by the signs prior to the the event it was meant to be an amazing event.

Q: Hey man! How's it hanging, how was the party? A: It was a primeday! only one person turned up, my mom...

by Exparty August 12, 2015