precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

Preclitament

While performing a casual movement, a female happens to fall into a position to receive oral sex.

When rolling across the bed to get up for a snack, G ended up in a preclitament .

by Justsaying75 December 2, 2016

precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

procality

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.

DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality

by Procality December 12, 2017

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

precapilariantarian

The phenomenon in which birds completely lose their wings and are restricted to waddling around on two legs.

Man: "Hey I lost my precapilariantarian parakeet! Have you seen him?

Man 2: "What the fuck is a precapilariantarian."

Epstein didn't kill himself

by TheSlapDashDunce November 15, 2019

Prepalanch

A mass of stored foods falling off a prepping shelf, usually triggered by a single can.

I went to get the green peas from storage and there was a prepalanch!

by Assor Eloc March 27, 2020