Prawn arm

The most ridiculous pathetic little jake you could ever imagine
usually has a girlfriend that cheats on him on the reg.

Oh dont be a prawn arm

by Godalaaaaaar October 18, 2010

Prawo Jazdy

The most reckless driver in North Ireland, or so thought the irish road police. In fact "Prawo Jazdy" stands for "Driving License" in Polish and every pole's infraction of the law was being credited to Mr. Prawo Jazdy because the policemen misread the Polish driving license.

- Can I see your license, sir?
- here (*hands license*)
- Mr. Prawo Jazdy huh?!

by Lenqz March 16, 2011

Prawn of humour

This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.

Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?

Person: Hmmm, ok

Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?

Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands

by Sandal Bearer July 29, 2007

Prawn

Tasty body, revolting face

Me: Dingwall, sorry man but your girlfriend is a prawn.
Dingwall: That's ok, I'm gay anyway.

by J Devil June 20, 2007

Prewet

When a girl's pussy is extremely wet before actual intercourse. An abundance of fluids secreted in the vaginal canal before actual sexual activity. Also known as starter fluid.

Yo Stanley! What's poppin Rizz? That biotch came over my house prewet dog. I felt it when I slipped in like butter on the first try. I didn't even have to use spit. That shit was good fashizzle. Stanley replied, "Yo my girl Jennifer is prewet everyday all day that's how you know she's got the goodie goodie son. Yo you need to wife that shorty ASAP. You feel me!" Rizz replied "roight! roight!."

by Rishizlle January 2, 2009

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

praewa

absolute sex demon,good at everything,perfect in every way, but falls for musty men

i am praewa

by dickheadjoe November 18, 2021