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porno nails

Long, fake and French-manicured nails. Sometimes the nails will have fake jewels and assorted colors/designs/curlicues in the French-manicure.
My new boss seems smart, but i can't take her seriously when I see those porno nails!
by 49'er October 5, 2007
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Porno

Three cheers for porno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip OH shit my mom just found my collection.
by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003
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Porno Peek

The act of 'peeking' or sneaking onto to a Porno website in a place you shouldn't e.g At Work or School
1: Hey dude, What are you doing man? We're mean't to do work!
2: Hold on, I'm Porno Peeking.
1: Mind if I watch too?
2: DUDE!
by hnrrr June 2, 2009
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Jewish Porno

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible
I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day
by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011
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Porno head

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.
"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"
by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005
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Cal Poly Pomona

Not to be confused with the original Cal Poly (SLO), it was SLO's satellite campus up until 1966, when it became big enough and split off on its own. Most people are unaware that the Pomona campus exists separately.

It is well renowned for its excellent engineering programs (the College of Engineering was ranked 9th in the nation for 2004), ranks as the #2 CSU for engineering (after Cal Poly SLO), and ranks second in the nation (behind Cornell) for hotel and restaurant management. Like its SLO sister, it holds true to the "learn by doing" philosophy, by integrating practice into traditional theory education. However, unlike SLO, CPP does accept a hefty number of dumbasses, which pretty much has screwed their reputation.

But at the same time, unlike SLO, it is mainly a commuter school and the social environment is just plain bland.

It also boasts as one of the most ethnically diverse campuses in the nation (30% Asian, 28% White, 28% Hispanic, 5% Black), whereas SLO is mostly white.

A serious university for serious students. We only care to go to school for studying, not to go partying.
Cal Poly Pomona is definitely an underrated school, but the admissions staff seriously needs to increase their standards.

Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Cal Poly.
Person 1: Oh, SLO?
Person 2: Umm... noooooes, the other one.
by The Engineer December 8, 2004
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pomowanker

Pomowanker = postmodern jerk-off. Identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullshit, acadamese and weasel-words; for prefacing anything remotely resembling an opinion with "I'm not sure that" or "It could be argued that"; for never stating an opinion outright but insinuating instead by sneering irony that it's not intellectually respectable or defensible actually to hold an opinion on anything, much less a positive opinion. Nihilism in academic drag.
Coined by Lindsay Perigo at Sense of Life Objectivists.
1. "Brendan is a pomowanker, interested only in word games."
2. "Contemporary luminaries influenced by Gramsci include the pomowanker Foucault, unsurprisingly, and, chillingly, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown."
3. "I loathe pomowanker amoralists with nothing to say taking volumes to say it, piling on the footnotes citing other pseuds, writing for each other like adolescents."
by organon November 30, 2007
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