Russian Poptart

Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.

My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.

by Stripper Mario November 2, 2009

pop-tard

When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"

by f4 July 31, 2003

poptarts

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts

by jays January 28, 2005

poptart

1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.

2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.

Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.

Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.

by bigempty January 2, 2009

Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

by Negative November 11, 2003

poptart

pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.

by _bang December 28, 2005

pogtard

A hugely obese and mentally handicapped individual. Cross breed of P.O.G (Prisoner of Gravity) and Retard (Weaselman)

1. Craig is such a Pogtard
2. Weaselman is just a tard

by Zygorian Heartrender June 25, 2003