Storm Poling

Storm Poling means one word, SEXY. Probably the hottest guy you will ever meet. He is normally really funny and sometimes a little sussy. He has a massive Fortnite skin collection and his looks resembles those of the best Fortnite player ever "Ninja", another thing is he has a horse cock, a whopping 2 inches on a good day. One final thing is "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR MOM".

Dis you see that sexy man?
Thats just storm poling

by Rodger the fortnite guy April 22, 2021

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018

Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.

You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping

by GoldNate May 29, 2023

Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.

Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.

by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021