russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 19, 2017

Benjamin Poole

Stoopid

He can’t do the maths.
Also in Baldwin Middle School.
If you r readind dis die now

Benjamin Poole: 1+1=1738 I will die today at Baldwin middle school

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

noah poole

An ugly ass piece of shit who should kill themselves.

Have you seen that guy Noah Poole

by Cummywummybummy March 6, 2022

Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is

"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."

by hrhsher March 20, 2023

CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor

" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.

by weewoman March 31, 2008

Ptolemy

He is the sexiest person the world has ever seen, will gain very hot girlfriends and will be faithful to them.

Girl : Have you seen Ptolemy?
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...

by charlotteissexy May 28, 2019

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003