insurance policy

A person below a 7 who you make a connection with early in the night who you know for sure is into you. If you don't end up with anything better at the end of the night you fall back on your insurance policy. Never get caught referring to somebody as an insurance policy.

I'm just going to take the insurance policy.

by Urinestain May 31, 2017

open-pussy-policy

The tendency of European women to let almost anyone's penis enter their vagina.

Fashionista #1: Honestly, I think he would take whatever comes his way. He just wants to get laid.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.

by shelledincombates May 15, 2009

Policy

A sad husk of debate. Once consisting of eloquent remarks and compelling speeches, it has turned into a glorified research session in which kids present their months of research on how pretty much anything the other side does will lead to nuclear war in a span of eight minutes. While many policy debaters boast about their ability to speak at speeds unimaginable to the average person, this may be considered a sign of denial; after all, if speaking so no one can understand you is the only element of debate you have, it's not much of debate, is it?

Tim: Hey Jim, did you see that policy round?

Jim: Yeah, what the fuck were they talking about?

Tim: All I could understand was that helping stop global warming leads to nuclear war. They were talking so quickly.

Jim: Yeah, no one wants to hear that shit.

by SchnerptyFlerp June 20, 2014

Wellness Policy

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.

The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

arab foreign policy

Overly optimistic efforts by western and eastern countries to get backward people to at least just enjoy life and quit wasting their lives trying to preserve some outdated man-fantasy.

Well, introducing democracy seens a bit premature to our Islamic friends. Why not start with a simpler arab foreign policy and teach them how to wipe ther asses with something besides their fingers? Seems like a good first step for all of us.

by Abdullah Sanitation October 3, 2005

foreign policy

A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.

The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.

by Dr. Yohan Jacobs February 6, 2005

policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.

Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!

by Mad-Adder July 14, 2009