Fortnite Players

Virgin, has no friends, has no life, plays fortnite since he/she is sad

Fortnite players are VIRGINS

by LolZdXd April 19, 2019

Saxophone Player

The most badass motha fuckers you'll ever meet. In the band, everybody knows that saxophones are the coolest people. They usually like smoking weed and getting high. See music like nobody else does and are passionate as hell.

Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.

Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.

When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.

In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.

The true makers of Jazz...

Dan: "Yea dude, I heard about the saxophone players in the band. What's the deal?"
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "

by SaxItUp November 15, 2011

single player sex

Masturbation

Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?

by The_Pig January 12, 2019

Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves

Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.

by StephenMickel July 23, 2012

Fortnite players

Many were PUBG players once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of life, perfected into competitive arrogant manchildren.

Jesus, those Fortnite players suck at Kozachok.

by WienerVonSchnitzelSchwein September 18, 2018

Hockey Players

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it

I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan

by Dom from Brooklyn November 7, 2007

black guitar player

That other definition is pure bullshit. A black guitar, a person that is of African or Black race/origin. Jimi Hendrix was the best guitarist period. He was black and influnced alot of guitarist of all races. Usually they are Afropunk

Bands with black guitar players/band members:

Manntis
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Suicidal Tendencies
Sepultura
The Sins
Bad Brains
Fish Bone
God Forbid
(possibly)Seether
24/7 spyz
Living Colour
Lenny Kravitz

(If you think they don't exist your a freakin' dumb@$$!!!)

by VO0DO0 January 9, 2006