pu pu platter

A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.

She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.

by The_KMZ May 4, 2009

pittsburg platter

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

by Scott311 July 18, 2006

poo poo platter

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

roge platter

when a female swabs her vaginal canal clean and puts it on a platter to be served for oral consumption

Perrin: Honey, go whip up a roge platter for me?

Paulina: sure thing baby

by perrin merc dis shit January 21, 2010

FART PLATTER

An entree composed of a variety of beans: Red beans, Pinto beans, butter beans et al that induce flatulence.

The third item on the menu is Fart Platter.

by PlanetJBH February 6, 2013