involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

by Snackface October 21, 2011

Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.

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E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."

by Allyssaboo November 3, 2018

plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

plastic cheese

The sliced cheese that comes in plastic covers (i.e. Kraft, Borden).

My nephew, Matthew, prefers "plastic cheese" to other sliced cheeses.

by Greenstring1 November 30, 2003

[Plastic Paddy]

The term refers to male individuals born outside of Ireland who claim Irish heritage and proudly display stereo typical clothing and accessories while speaking naïvely or ignorantly about Ireland.

After removing his wool sweater and tweed scaly cap, Plastic Paddy displayed his shamrock tattoo and claddagh ring as he proceeds to say, “I’m a 100% Irish, my grandmother is from county Kilarney.”

by JJ Smith February 7, 2008

plastic bombs

Large, fake breasts.

I saw this cougar at the gas station today with huge plastic bombs.

by JC from the D August 13, 2007

Plastic Apartment

A very risque sexual maneuver developed in Bulgaria in the late 1980s. It involves a man, a woman, 3 golf balls, and a yard stick. While the exact specifications of the act died with its creator, Andrey Plabivov, in 1989 when the People's Republic of Bulgaria fell along with other communist-bloc countries. Historical interviews suggest that of the 6 women this maneuver was used on, 5 died and 1 was put into a catatonic state.

When I discover the true plastic apartment, I will be able to re-write all the history books.

by creator of papt March 5, 2009