chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

cole me down on the panny sty

one of the many stupid fucken phrases that is said by the legendary pootie tang.

Guy: now pootie tang there has been a lot of controversy about your movie "sine your pitty on the runny kine", what do u hav 2 say about this?"
Pootie: I'm a canapan... all the way down. cole me on the panny sty....
Guy: excuse me?????
Pootie: co... cole me on the panny sty
Guy: what the hell r u talkin about????
Pootie:...... cole me down on the panny sty...
Guy: ohhhhhhh cole me down on the panny sty!!!

by benjohnson May 10, 2005

natural family planning

Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.

"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."

by Krissy Johnson September 22, 2005

pannywaist

A pannywaist is guy who isn't acting manly. Also a pansy, wuss, pussy, or tool just to name a few. Someone who pusses out.

"Ben just told me he misses me....what a pannywaist."

"The pannywaist didn't catch the ball because he was scared of being hit."

"Scott is a pannywaist. He ran from a small dog."

by Nick DO October 27, 2006

Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.

"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:

by speculatorninja February 9, 2010

Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by gravedog February 2, 2010

Thinking of planning to commit suicide

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

by Spatro February 27, 2021