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knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.
I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!
by brorobo August 26, 2013
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piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!
Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004
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piddlywinks

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.
"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"
by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007
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puddy gash

on the fone im just gonna ring ma bit of puddy gash
by hyper snyper December 8, 2009
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piddling

verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.

U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed

U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
by Hanamanah November 13, 2016
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Throwing a paddy

A dated and offensive expression generally used by English people to describe someone having an over the top strop.

Offensively refers to Irish people as "paddys" and their "over the top sulking" when it came to the English stealing Irish land, pillaging and their refusal to grant the Irish their independence for a long time.
It implies unreasonableness, obstinacy and an inability to control the temper (which go nicely with drunkeness and violence of course).

Outdated expression thats up there with the likes of "working like a black"
What are you throwing a paddy for?
He wouldn't turn off the tv so I threw a paddy
by cupantae94 February 18, 2017
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Piddidle

An extremely intense sport played in a swimming pool. It involves teams of participants trying to capture the "piddidle" (a wooden, white golf-t) first which is placed on the bottom of the pool at the start of each round. Due to the lack of true rules, piddidle often results in injuries, and in extreme cases, complete mental breakdowns.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd you get that bruise?
Guy 2:Mad game of piddidle at Adam's. It was worth it though, we won.
by piddidle man June 15, 2013
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