Pessi

Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.

Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"

Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"

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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*

*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*

*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*

Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"

*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*

*The next day*

Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"

Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"

by Pessi👻👻 July 20, 2023

pessive

slightly annoying and easy-going

Derek was very pessive durring the rehersals leading up to our first performance.

by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007

Pessi

The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.

Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.

by leyemster March 1, 2023

pessage

The act of giving a pleasurable massage with an erect penis.

"Honey I have had a bad day, can a get a pessage while cathing up on my soaps."

by Penny Willow July 23, 2007

pessary

(n. obs.) A medicated vaginal suppository or a contraceptive diaphragm.

I'll be right back to bed, sweetheart... I have to put a pessary in my pussy.

by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

Pessoll

A man of seemingly no common sense. He will spill the beans on your most intimate secrets the first oppurtunity he gets and proceed to moan uncontrollably should you confront him on this.

Person A: Dave Just told the whole class about that night with the horse!

Person B: I tried to warn you! He's such a Pessoll

by UnknownQuantity January 16, 2009

pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.

John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.

by Lindell November 18, 2010