Definitions by leyemster
Pessi
The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.