ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!

(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him

by readerr0r January 25, 2004

paranoia

When you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. It’s like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you can’t. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and you’re just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didn’t see you. You know he didn’t. But we do this anyway.

Jamal: fuck

Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you

Jamal: *extreme paranoia*

Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.

Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.

by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

That guy over there keeps looking over his shoulder. He obviously suffers from paranoia.

by Armthehobos June 10, 2007

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

by Buns78 November 24, 2009

padron

(Verb) Twerking while simultaneously performing another physical activity, such as running on a treadmill, bungee jumping, or riding a dirt bike. Also known as extreme twerking.

Frank: Did you see that YouTube video of Christina?
Jennifer: Yeah, it sucks that she broke her ankle on the slip n' slide, but at least she was padroning like a total badass.

Jonathan: I think I'm going to padron tonight. You wanna come?
Glenn: Sweet, I'll grab my roller-blades!

by The Gunshow September 27, 2013

Paranoia Agent

An excellent anime series on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. This follows a group of people in modern day Tokyo who have all been attacked by a mysterious boy deemed Lil' Slugger. They all identify the boy as having golden rolloerblades and a golden baseball bat, bent at a 45 degree anlge (described on the show as "like a dog's leg"). All of these victims share the common trait of being under extreme pressure, trauma and stress at the time of their attack, and all of them have their problem temporally solved after they have been attacked. Each character has it's own sub-plot, and each character ties to the others due to the attacks of Lil Slugger. There are also two detectives working on solving the case. Paranoia Agent is a cerebral, vague and often confusing anime show, but if you take the time to understand the show's subtle plot clues, it is well worth it.

I used to stay up for Adult Swim to see InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop and Trigun.. but now I just want to see more of Paranoia Agent.

by Waqcku July 28, 2005

Padongdong

A word used to describe the male genitalia.

My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.

by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008