Post Traumatic Lost Stress Disorder
This disorder is similar to PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, only it is triggered by the events leading up to and occuring during and after the Lost Series Finale.
Stress arises from the accumulation of snacks, drinks, and specific people before the event and the fears of missing the beginning.
During the Finale one will dissociate from reality and during the last 10 minutes will enter acute psychosis from either concentrating too hard or trying to combine six seasons of events to make sense of what is unfolding on screen.
After the Finale the viewer is exposed to Jimmy Kimmel's Lost special with a crying Matthew Fox, causing them to more deeply disassociate from reality thinking they are seeing Jack on an actual late night TV show because he cries so much. The appearance of Harold Parrineau, known as the character Michael, is almost too much to bear, as it brings back memories of when Lost was a good show and this can induce depression.
The stress during the actual events of the day are so intense they are not experienced until days, weeks, or probably in some cases years later.
This disorder is similar to PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, only it is triggered by the events leading up to and occuring during and after the Lost Series Finale.
Stress arises from the accumulation of snacks, drinks, and specific people before the event and the fears of missing the beginning.
During the Finale one will dissociate from reality and during the last 10 minutes will enter acute psychosis from either concentrating too hard or trying to combine six seasons of events to make sense of what is unfolding on screen.
After the Finale the viewer is exposed to Jimmy Kimmel's Lost special with a crying Matthew Fox, causing them to more deeply disassociate from reality thinking they are seeing Jack on an actual late night TV show because he cries so much. The appearance of Harold Parrineau, known as the character Michael, is almost too much to bear, as it brings back memories of when Lost was a good show and this can induce depression.
The stress during the actual events of the day are so intense they are not experienced until days, weeks, or probably in some cases years later.
Did you see Jack crying on Kimmel last night? I think I entered and alternate to the alternate timeline where you can't kill yourself and may experience PTLSD.
by triniteematrix May 25, 2010
Get the PTLSD mug.Short for “Post American Stress Disorder”. The syndrome you develop when you move away from America (e.g. to Europe or any comparable developed country) and realize how politically oppressed, economically enslaved and financially dependent you used to be and that you can now live free of debt, judgement, discrimination and police violence as well as obtain universal healthcare and free education, and not be subjected to arbitrary and corrupt common law and crooked judges. Can take a lifetime to overcome this condition.
“Really? The doctor will not send me a surprise bill? You’re fucking with me, right?!”
“Bro, chill, it’s your PASD. Here, have a beer at 10:00 a.m., nobody cares!”
“Bro, chill, it’s your PASD. Here, have a beer at 10:00 a.m., nobody cares!”
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Get the PTSD mug.Acronym for 'Post-Traumatic Slave Disorder': the aversion among black people to anything that can be related back to slavery.
Wendy: Can you hand me a cotton ball?
Gloria: WTF! You know I can't do anything related to cotton! I have PTSD!
Wendy: Oh... sorry
Gloria: WTF! You know I can't do anything related to cotton! I have PTSD!
Wendy: Oh... sorry
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After having made it to work in a blizzard, only 3 hours late, have warmed yourself up with a nice cup of tea, PTSD is the sudden fading of relief amid the feelings of exhaustion and realisation that you'll have to do this all over again in order to go home, in the dark... and then come back tomorrow.
Can throw one into a catatonic twilight zone of mental and physical paralysis whereby making the decision to finally go outside for whatever reason, even for lunch, becomes impossible, regardless of whether the snow is technically preventing you from going outside or not.
Usually only affects those unused to large amounts of snow.
After having made it to work in a blizzard, only 3 hours late, have warmed yourself up with a nice cup of tea, PTSD is the sudden fading of relief amid the feelings of exhaustion and realisation that you'll have to do this all over again in order to go home, in the dark... and then come back tomorrow.
Can throw one into a catatonic twilight zone of mental and physical paralysis whereby making the decision to finally go outside for whatever reason, even for lunch, becomes impossible, regardless of whether the snow is technically preventing you from going outside or not.
Usually only affects those unused to large amounts of snow.
Fuck going outside, that blizzard gave me PTSD. I'll survive by eating the contents of the stationary cupboard til the snow leaves.
by JameyJames December 1, 2010
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