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Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.
Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.
by Pat November 20, 2004
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proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
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Proper Still

When something is amazing or done exceptionally well while ending the moment with a emphasized point.
by Sugar69 November 26, 2010
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proper slag

Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.
Never mind your slag, that over there is a proper slag - I'm gonna rag the Fuck out of that one.
by janitor2010 August 24, 2016
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Proper Hug

A two handed hug; and ass grabbing.
C'mon stop given them ordinary hugs out to me and let me get a proper hug.
by Money Bandman November 15, 2016
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proper stickins

The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.
Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
by von groovy June 6, 2017
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Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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