The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).

The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!

by dday85304 May 12, 2011

Postal Potential

A collogue or former coworkers potential to return to their former place of employment to reenact a Columbine like event.

Wow. Watch out when that guy gets laid off. His Postal Potential is very high.

by billardbb January 15, 2009

postal

adj. Refers to an address outside (often well outside) a city's limits which can still receive mail addressed to that city.

I hear Dave lives in Decatur also - is he close to you?

Not really. Dave lives out in postal Decatur; I live downtown.

by Mach Turtle June 12, 2013

Postal Pickle

Trend initiated in Germany in the early 2010s, originating from the older rural hospitality custom of sending a guest home with a jar of pickles or other preserves. The recent modern practice of including a pickle with gifts of gratitude or invitation has been popularized in western European countries, the US, and Canada.

Earlier related adoptions in the west (US/CAN) include pickles accompanying deli sandwiches or other 'working man' lunches (particularly common in the US tri-state area, given the large European immigrant community).

Bro! You got a postal pickle?! That's so sweet, she must really want you back...

by postalfiend62 August 18, 2019

Temper Postal

A few steps above a temper tantrum...

Im temper postal! That from fucker cut me off!

by Xander71 August 23, 2020

postal pack

Home grown marijuana moist and stilled seamed stretched and hend into thick globs most reject and disbelief its marijuana and in fact it is it comes from the hemp based plant know ass cannibas and is a stronger form of tetrahydrocanabino

Aye I just got that postal pack bro

by Drake_blake September 6, 2017

Postal

The description of somebody who possesses murderous, insane or disturbingly violent acts that they want to commit on others around them. This could be the cause of being bored with life and hating it or having mental disorders.

It's also the name for a cool game by Running With Scissors.

Joel: "Hey, did you see that guy on the news that slaughtered all his co-worker's at the Postal Service?
Sally: "Yeah, nutcase probably went postal working there."

by Stealy Wheely Man August 16, 2021