semi-permanent

Being in a state of semi arousal permantly, with conditions lasting over several hours, even days. See also Duggish

Kev: "I'm feeling duggish"
Brett: "Tell me about it, I've been semi-permanent all weekend!"

by Phonics173 May 9, 2008

Towel permanence

The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"
Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."

Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."

by Apanda January 4, 2010

Permanent Vacation

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

kaiser permanente

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

Permalaundry

The perennial pile of laundry in transit, comprising clean (not put away), hanging and drying, still in the washing machine, laundry hamper and overflow and on the floor.

"That permalaundry best be dealt wi' by my return else you for the high jump, fuzzball!."

by conciliation March 7, 2009

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010