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Ajax Ontario

A town that was once mainly white people is now the highest gang area in Durham. This is because the north end is either shitty houses with immigrants or overflow dicks from Scarborough or farms that are under urban sprawl pressure. The urban sprawl I'm guessing will end in Ajax at Deer Creek because rich people and rich farmers own lots above there. J. Clarke Richardson's black to white ratio is like 4000 to 1 i swear to god. Dennis O'Connor is mainly catholic people (no shit) who like to do drugs and get in fights and wear their sweater vests and trouser uniforms in a 'gangsta' fashion. Ajax High and most of Southern/Mid Ajax is like 95% white people. Ajax High is mainly preps, skaters and a small ass population of goth and black people who all hang in the same area. Ajax doesn't have many fights because everyone who is outside the school is ripped. There really isn't much to do in South Ajax, when you think about it, there's no attraction but we do fun stuff like go to jams that are all in the Lakeside area. Afterwards, the Sunday is pretty quiet because of the mass population of hang overs.
I live in South Ajax. Everyone I know does the same thing. It's like a schedule of retardedness. Yay!

Let's go to Ajax Ontario!
by RB94oo May 15, 2009
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St Thomas, Ontario

St Thomas, Ontario is a city in southwestern Ontario (in Elgin County) and an urban division of London Ontario. Population is just over 35 000 (technically considered rural) and 95.5% of the population is white. The current mayor is Cliff Barwick. He runs St Thomas, Ontario.
St Thomas is known for: Rachel McAdams (attended Central Elgin Collegiate Institute (go TITANS)), Joe Thornton, Helen Shaver and Aaron Wapole.
St Thomas is also very well known for being the Railway Capital of Canada and for the fact that Jumbo the elephant was murdered here.
Other factors we are proud of:
-we have the higest teen pregnancy rate in Canada
-Drugs sales is our second largest industry (next to factory work)
-we have the psych hospital on the outskirts of town
-fights in our wonderful bars such as Legends
-the ineffectiveness of the Police Force:
Only 38% of people who commit murder in St Thomas are ever convicted, the motto? "Well the perp's not here so we dont know who did it."
Case in point: The Shedden Murders- 7 people murdered by Biker Gang
-The Wellington Road murder where each member of a family was shot at gunpoint by a Shotgun and then the bodies were burned, as was the house. Case never solved.
St Thomas is easily the roughest city in all of Canada and if you weren't born here or haven't lived here for a long time then don't come here, you can't handle it.
And if you are ever caught out on Talbot street alone at night...well bitch you'd better be carrying protection cause you will get fucked up.
People from St Thomas are noteably hardass, dangerous and crazy muthers and if you know anyone from here you had best be on thier goodside, cause they will fuck you up. Notable people to watch out for:
Any of the Elders, Jeremy Porter, Dave Hatch, Cassidy North, Dubbie Berryt, Kaelyn Barnes, Dirty Gertie, Jeff Wilkins, and virtually anyone from Parkside.
John: Yo that bitch is from St Thomas, Ontario, you better watch your back 'cause she will fuck you up, burry you in her backyard and get away with it.
by P.Dubby December 10, 2008
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Bradford, Ontario

A small town in southern Ontario that is constantly undergoing unnecessary construction that makes the un-renovated side of town look like shit.

Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.

This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.

Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.
Trucker: Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment?
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|
by hhaaiilleeyy June 2, 2011
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Ontario

Adjective or descriptive noun, a person place or thing that is stereotypically boring, conformist or drone like
Oh my god, the party was so "Ontario"
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Cambridge Ontario

Cambridge is a small-medium sized town Southwest of the GTA.

Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'

Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.

Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'

Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.

Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.
Hey guys, I was traveling to London from Toronto the other day, and my car broke down in Cambridge Ontario. While I was there, nothing of interest happened.
by csiK1R4 January 8, 2010
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Angus Ontario

A town in central ontario, canada with a limited gene pool, that even makes people from Barrie look normal.
John: That girl Michelle is an inbred whore. I wouldnt fuck her with a dogs dick and you pushing.

Dave: I know, Its because shes from Angus Ontario...

John: That explains it.
by Jimmy hates color October 3, 2011
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