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A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third
Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Onion by The Onioner November 20, 2021
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A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.
Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)
Onion by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022
Mounnaaaa is selling onion
Onion by Mohbakk April 25, 2022
I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.
i said look up what an onion is
Onion by plush292 January 1, 2023
The the the the guy from the universe of the stevens !!! Hes an o O O O nion but not reallyyyy !!! 😱😱😱 I killed onion
"GRRR IS THAT THE GUY WHO WAS NAMED AFTER THAT ONE FOOD !! OOOOONION!!!!
Onion by Liam from hfjone June 23, 2023
(verb) To wear multiple layers of clothes to look like a 'marshmallow'
Because it was cold outside, she decided to onion.
Onion by Haru-Official September 14, 2023