Onion
Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Onion by The Onioner November 20, 2021
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