onion

Slang for a woman's exterior sexual organs, derived from the pungent and often eye-watering aroma emitted from the gash. Also known as cooze, minge, muff, nappy dugout, pussy, vagina.

Stan: Did you see that skanky stripper out there?
Dan: The one with the really nasty onion?

by Fez Monkey August 28, 2005

onion

The act of pulling a womans dress up and tying it over her head for the act of sex.

I pulled an onion on that bitch

by KLC317 September 17, 2006

onion

yamy onion yamy in my tamy

yam i eat onion

by a failed attempt April 17, 2021

Onions

The most rubbish excuse for a ginger being in existence: See idjit, tard

Onions r ghey, what an idjit/tard

by Onions May 3, 2004

onion

a girl who has a nice body but unfortunate face, so you pull up her shirt before sex, leaving her arms above her head with hands sticking out the top. Thus she looks somewhat similar to an onion.

I was drunk, and I ended up brining an onion home.

by waiku2k March 3, 2007

onion

the head(especially as a retainer of sanity)

Your totally out of your onion.

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2008

The Onion

An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.

Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.

by bluemuffin June 7, 2009