The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.
by Mdturtle July 14, 2019
Get the Steamed oyster mug.When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
Get the double oystered mug.Related Words
Oester
• Oester Bunny
• Oesterle
• Oesterling
• oesterreich
• Oesterwuri
• Oyster
• oyster stimming
• Oster
• Osterville, Ma
The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
Get the Ball oysters mug.by Buffybun December 2, 2017
Get the Drain the oyster mug.a different, and funnier, way of saying, "whatever floats your boat..."
usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird dick-weed.
usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird dick-weed.
" oh my God, don't you just love watching the Power Puff Girls 24/7!?!"
"mmm...whatever tickles your oyster"
"mmm...whatever tickles your oyster"
by vicky-lou-evans December 22, 2005
Get the whatever tickles your oyster mug.German slang for pedophile or one that wants to touch little boys. Usually Oosterhouts are also total fags and prefer fist fucking midgets with their horse cock hand.
by Tacopounding June 23, 2010
Get the Oosterhout mug.by MHMHMH November 18, 2012
Get the Blue Oyster Cult mug.