blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...

Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p

by Safecracker G October 17, 2004

dirty oats

a derogitory name for an african american's nut sack

"Get your dirty oats outa here"

by diamonte April 10, 2005

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

cory oats

Quick smart

Me: Cory oats your a quick smart

Cory: fuck off cunt

by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018

rolled oats

means your fucking ugly

"see thats kid Dylan, he looks like rolled oats"

by Isotretinoin August 9, 2018

Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"

by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

Head Oats

When you want a head pat but you get oats instead.

*Head oats you gently*
"Ah, another oat, I like them so much, thank you."

by Sleepyyy.bunny July 6, 2022