Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

by Jazpur September 7, 2011

Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.

"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov

by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021

Nuclear Roach

A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.

Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.

Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!

by transgirl2016 May 24, 2018

Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA

by SHORTCAKE :) February 1, 2019

number 2

To excrete waste; take a shit.

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."

by x January 31, 2003

Number 1

Yourself.

Always look out for number 1.

by Jazpur October 29, 2011

Nacho Nucleus

The center part and main chip(s) of a bowl of nachos that holds all the nachos together. It contains the most chips, cheese and toppings in the whole bowl.

"Every pile of Nachos has one main chip that holds the whole thing together! The Nacho Nucleus! You don't take the Nucleus! You work around it!
...you honor it!" -Doug from the King of Queens.

by TheFiend138 July 29, 2014