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Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.
"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"
by PTX2 October 24, 2019
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Numbnut

1. A lame man with one nut/ball and always thinking about sex.

2. A lame nut/ball on a man with not much sense.
A numbnut get away from that window you peeper!!
by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020
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numbnut

a way to describe your annoying sister. also a way to describe a mans balls when numb.
my sister ran into the door today, what a numbnut.

she punched him in the genital and gave him numbnuts
by CASSidyiot February 1, 2021
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Numbnutts

Numbnutts- Person lacking intelligence or the lowest level of common Sense. Related to its sister jackass and brother dumbass these words can also be used in place of numbnuts.
Todd was a real jackass today I told him to eat the blue pill and instead he ate the blue one. "Todd don't eat the blue one numbnutts" now we are in The matrix, what a dumbass
by Tag team intellect April 1, 2021
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Numnuts

General term referring to an individual who does not amount to your expectations. Numnuts becomes numnuts when he/she/they/feman/mailman/ steps out of line. To become a numnuts is to become wiped from the map of validation.
Buddy chirping nannies and tweeting aunties on dinner 11 eh? Humphrey is such a numnuts!
by Tilly with a y July 21, 2021
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Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.
Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts
by Pheef008 March 27, 2024
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Mult liquor Numbnutts

I have a bad feeling about her, she could be a Mult liquor Numbnutts
by 123321sheltie May 15, 2016
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